A crazy old man wandered into Fox Business studios, where he was accidentally interviewed.

mmmmmmm girl in blue dress

HMM. WHO WAS SAYING THAT WE MIGHT NOT BE IN A RECESSION? I wonder who?

YES, SEND YOUR KIDS TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE RATHER THAN A 4 YEAR DEGREE UNIVERSITY. What the fuck did I just hear?

"president Obama - GET USED TO THAT!!!"

I hope my Christmas apple lasts me all year!

food for christmas!!

another scotch and water over here!!

Isn't he talking about the global recession, the one that's actually been brewing over the past decade or so? You know, the decade when Obama wasn't president? Or am I completely imagining things here?

And don't get some fruity job...get a good job, like a doctor!

They'll be tax riots! The so-called "President" Obama's cutting taxes for 95% of people, so I guess this'll be the rich taking to the streets. Marches down 5th avenue. Sit ins at Neiman-Marcus. A Boston Tea Party where they throw crates of Perrier overboard. Oh, and Obama will end Christmas, but that's good because it'll help Bill O'Reilly win the War on Christmas.

You'd think a business channel might be less aggressively partisan than the pundit filled regular channel, but nope.

awh fuck, it seems i cant go a day without somebody telling me Ive make the wrong career choice. damn you art, why do you have to be the only fucking thing i care about.

Woo! I need a drink after that!

Oscar Wilde quite rightly said "Art is useless," but I really, really, REALLY look forward to the art and music that is going to come out of this.

Also, crazy old Italian guys > crazy old Jewish guys, imo.

President Obama? Inconceivable!

I've been saying this for a long time, and nobody would listen. Don't blame me when you lose your jobs.

This aged well.