oh my god.

so weird. so creepy. it's trying to trick us.

i want one.

Ravens are fucking awesome.

-1 for not teaching it the obvious.

DO NOT FOLLOW THE RAVEN.

im turning that last sound into a song, fucking awesome

Hey. Heya. Come on! Come on! Come on! Cock rock, boy.

Evolution at its most disturbing.

Think that's impressive? Wait till I'm rich and have these fuckers DNA spliced with octopus, then you'll all see...

I'm going to start feeding the ravens TODAY.

Raven himself felt strange protective urges for these first people. Though a glutton and trickster by nature, he would again and again provide for these creatures he found in the clamshell. In time he would bring them the Sun, Moon and Stars; Fire; Salmon and Cedar, teach them the secrets of hunting, and the world. Raven would watch these weak creatures become both strong and loving, courageous and compassionate, able to fend for themselves and survive.

GOOD MAN! NO CUT!

"Stop pecking my eye. Stop pecking my eye. Oh god I'm bleeding. Oh god I'm bleeding."