luckily, this clip killed a lot of dumb people.

ewwwwww...it's not supposed to go in that side, people.

Here's a fun trick to try: next time you're in an intimate situation with a lady, be sure to have soaked your hands in Purell before beginning any activities requiring particular dexterity. Notice the look of delight on her face.

The people who came up with this urban legend are GENIUSES.

i like how the janet jackson doctor said it would burn and crack your vagina