HA! Now that I know all of his tricks, I can infringe upon his market of anti-drug magic shows for kids!

Let's fight drug abuse by making anyone who abuses drugs wear that jacket. Good Christ.

I hope he knows that he hasnt helped one person, infact he may have driven people to do drugs.

Make something disappear already! Saw someone in half! YOU STINK! GET OFF THE STAGE!

30% of all people who die in car wrecks ARE DRUNK.

79% of all people who die in Slip N' Slide accidents ARE DRUNK.

46.2% of all people who suffer minor cuts and abrasions wearing leather fetish apparel ARE DRUNK.

65% of all people who claim they legitimately enjoy Nickelback ARE RETARDED. And DRUNK.

I fight magic with drug abuse.

I actually saw this guys act after I had been to a Pagan ceremony and smoked a fair chunk of hash. He was much better than in this vid.

"I don't drink. Period." Jesus. What is it with magicians and being proud of not drinking? Penn and Teller constantly brag about not drinking or smoking. Are all magician boring dickhead straight edgers?

50% percent of people who died in fires were NOT DRUNK!

Let's fight drug abuse with magic.

Also, let's fight Radon with soccer.
And let's fight Lupus with SCUBA diving.
And let's fight illiteracy with interpretive dance.
And let's fight pollution with jets.

Actually, that last one might just work...

Il-LUS-sions. They're Illusions!!!

That's a nice routine you got there, chief, with the flowers... and...

Maybe I've been watching too much Arrested Development lately, but this seems like the kind of video Gob Bluth would make.

Yeah, I guess this beats sitting in class.

60% of Americans who DIE have a BMI of 25 or over.

Let's fight magic with drug abuse!

Let's fight drug abuse with something that will probably bore the shit out of you unless you've been abusing drugs. Good job, stage magic.