AND DUDE I JUST FINISHED IT AND DID YOU SEE HIM SINK THAT NO-LOOK INTO THE SINK!?!? THIS GUY IS LIKE RON POPEIL'S BEELZEBUB

I want one, just to keep this guy making more unintentionally hilarious commercials.

Oh yeah, also: this guy's name is Vince Offer. And the reason he's doing these infomercials? When he was in college, he wrote, directed, and starred in a film that could easily top a list of the worst ever. He got hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt trying to make it into a success, and now he has to whore himself to get out of the mess he made.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie

"The film itself mainly consists of crude lowbrow skits (such as Gena Lee Nolin loudly using the restroom and a superhero named 'Dickman', who dresses in a giant penis costume and defeats his enemies by squirting them with semen), created by the director, based on sketches Offer originally performed on a cable access show he had hosted. The film went direct to video and consistently rates in IMDB's bottom 100 movies. Lawrence Van Gelder in The New York Times wrote a scathing review, saying the movie 'stands as a monument to ineptitude and self-delusion.'"

I like my commercial salesmen to smell faintly of failure and desperation.

I remember the commercials for that movie.
This all makes sense now.

Notice the cut just before he throws it: this is a million take effort.

it's fascinating to think that these jobs are filled by the inhabitants of acting perdition

"The film has sold in excess of 100,000 copies and Offer has used the proceeds from sales to file a lawsuit against the Church of Scientology."

"In 2004, Offer, an ex-Scientologist, sued the Church of Scientology, alleging it had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to "write false and malicious reports against him." Offer claimed that the church's action against him caused him to lose a successful business, as many of his employees were Scientologists who quit upon learning of the church's actions."

This guy is fucking glorious.

1:08 compliments this information extremely well.

I disagreed up until, "Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini." By the time my brain finished processing the type of relationship shredded cheese could possibly have with the last two things, I was hopelessly mesmerized.

The add was made for a station, and leaked onto the internet. Watch - in a few days, this will be pulled and need to be updated. (The same thing happened to another submission of the same video that didn't get out of the hopper quickly enough.)

I'm scared too. When I consider the mental acrobatics he had to have gone through during his "taco, fettucini, linquini, martini, bikini" bit, I realize that he is clearly some sort of superior being. A superior being who is high as shit on meth.

So is it a good guitar cloth? 'Cause this guys been getting into my head and that's all the extra incentive I'd need right about now.

It's hard to say, but it would be like the showdown in Scanners.

No matter who wins, we win.

That is always my favorite part of the fair. I love listening to a good pitchman. It's weirdly relaxing to me, almost like meditation.

There's a guy who sells plastic mandolines at the MN State Fair every year that is almost as good as Vince. I was kind of sad when he finally updated his patter so he was no longer claiming the product was "Manufactured in West Germany". That would have been about two years ago.