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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-31

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.


buttnutt - 2008-12-31

Despite anime being the worst thing ever, this was pretty funny.


baleen - 2008-12-31


I would totally eat at a Dio-themed lobster restaurant.


Merzbau - 2008-12-31

As would I, but only if it was called Holy Diver, with waiters in old-fashioned heavy diving suits.


baleen - 2008-12-31


Hungry for Heaven? All the Fools Didn't Sail Away, they failed to go to Holy Diver™ for all you can eat lobster buffet Sundays! Don't Talk to Strangers! Go to Holy Diver™ on Sunday! Stand Up and Shout! Holy Diver™ on SUNDAY! Don't be the Last in Line! Holy Diver™ on SUNDAY!


sosage - 2008-12-31

You can see their stripes but you know their clean...our lobsters is what I meeeheeeEan. Yipe! Yipe!


phalsebob - 2008-12-31

No one fucks with Dio Lobster! The stars are for Dio not the anime...


Aernaroth2 - 2008-12-31

See, and here I was going to go with a Dio Brando joke.

Like... Dio Lobster. Best in ZA WARUDO!


Xenocide - 2008-12-31

I'm just amazed that they actually bothered to get someone who could do an American accent.


Cena_mark - 2008-12-31

They probably used the first American they found on the street.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-12-31

^^^^^^

CENA_MARK, A WATCH

BROKEN, IT ONLY TELLS TIME

TWICE EVERYDAY.


ProfessorChaos - 2009-01-02

There needs to be more haiku on PoE.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-09-07

Oh, I could do this a LOT more. I just do it because I don't want to become a gimmick poster.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-09-07

don't do it, I should say.


Slumgullion - 2008-12-31

"Say high to the people in Jersey for me?"


snothouse - 2008-12-31

"FUCK YOU"


blood_visions - 2008-12-31

Ride the tiger!


Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-12-31

Five stars for the English Dub being a trillion times better than the original Japanese.


Merzbau - 2008-12-31

More accurate? Yes. But better? No. No, the original is a thing of beauty, and we have...*sniff*...we have killed it.


fluffy - 2008-12-31

One of those rare cases of the dub being better than the sub.

wait I mean LOLOLOL ANIME


petep - 2008-12-31

I AM A SHAAMPION. I'M SE STRONGUESST!


ponpoko - 2008-12-31

if only this poor japanese lad had known the art of quiche


ProfessorChaos - 2008-12-31

That's it. I really have to watch Detroit Metal City.


Corman's Inferno - 2008-12-31

This is apparently from Black Heaven, ANOTHER death metal anime series. From wikipedia:

Similar to the way music was influential in Macross, alien research has shown that the music of the disbanded rock band "Black Heaven" is able to power their ultimate weapon and turn the tables on what is inferred as a losing war.


Quad9Damage - 2009-01-01

Also from Wikipedia:

Watanabe
Formerly Joseph of Black Heaven, he played keyboard. After the break-up of the band, he went to New York to try to make it in the music business, only to meet an unfortunate end through an aggravated lobster and an insulted black man. His remains are recovered by "the enemy" and used to create a clone to combat the reunited Black Heaven.


zatojones - 2008-12-31

In Japan black guys sound like that annoying dude from South Jersey you shared a dorm room with sophomore year.


chumbucket - 2008-12-31

and then the music starts


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-12-31

I want to know where FUCK YOU shirt guy got that shirt.

Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad had more believable blackanese dialogue than this. Wha'd they do, hire on a gwailo to do some kurojin voice acting??


Quad9Damage - 2008-12-31

I like his pink shirt.


revdrew - 2008-12-31

He's been in America long enough to Englishize his own exclamation of pain, but not long enough to know that giving someone the finger and wearing a "FUCK YOU" t-shirt is offensive. Especially to huge pink shirted black men.


thebaronsdoctor - 2008-12-31

Despite being the whitest black man alive, he spoke very good English.


La Loco - 2009-01-31

Pink shirt? That had to be a Chelsea bear. Should have had a gay accent.


foopants - 2009-06-27

♥♥♥ kawaii!!


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-06-28

don't do that


foopants - 2009-06-29

didn't think anyone was looking heh... err ... actually i wondered if html escape sequences worked. that's ok right it's just otaku shit that's wrong?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-12-22

Isn't that Howard Stern doing the black guy's voice?


oddeye - 2014-03-21

Another Youtube prank gone wrong.


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