Hear, hear.

PSYCHOPATH CEO

Psychopath CEO gets the respect because he wears Hatchet.

Man. As embarrassing as it would be to be the CEO of the Insane Clown Posse's label, "CEO, Psychopathic" has got to look cool as fuck on a business card.

Rambling aside: Terry Funk tells a story about when he met ICP. They used some footage of one of his matches in one of their videos, and they talked some serious shit about him. So a couple years later, they call him up and try to arrange a meeting. He has them out to his house, talks for an hour or so, they eat lunch, etc. They seem like nice enough guys, very respectful, very apologetic, they ask him to do a bit in their wrestling fed, and they leave.

Funk goes back in the kitchen after they take off, and the ICP left him a check for something like 50 grand as a "we're sorry" over the video thing. I'm sure that's a fraction of what they MADE off the video, but still. That's relatively classy.

When the government cuts back on your welfare checks KICK SOME FUCKIN' ASS! *doink*

When you're appearing on 'the Steve Wilkos Show' for giving your tubby girlfriend with blue hair an Evenflow DDT, you'd better KICK SOME FUCKING ASS!

When you're waiting in line at the DMV or the post office and some stupid trollop keeps texting AND talking on her iPhone, Sidekick, etc and they ran out of the new two-cent stamps, you'd better KICK SOME FUCKING ASS!

and the hatchet man is carrying a cleaver. whoops.

why, this entire ad campaign is a total hatchet job!

that's why they're allowed to kick you in your nads.

In my years of studying juggalo culture, I've noticed that the men are usually weak and feeble. The female of the species, often called juggalettes, are large, large beasts.

That's not because they're hot or anything. That's high fructose corn syrup jiggling there.