With no loss of human life!

Aside from whoever's being shot by a robot with a shotgun!

ideally: another robot with an automatic shotgun

Ideally in an arena. Regrettably, it will probably be pay-per-view.

Security Consultants must now ride a snowboard through plate glass while air-guitaring to the lilting tunes of Smash Mouth prior to murdering civilians, in keeping with our new Xe-TREME PROTOCOLS

it's actually pronounced "Z". yeah, it's retarded.

God, I hate that choad.

Somebody's got a man-crush!

My friends and I, loving mayhem as we do, were very excited about the debut of this show. It is useless, and he is useless.

It wouldn't be so bad, but you can tell that they got out to the range, shot stuff for 10 minutes or so, then made a 30 minute show out of it. Tons of needless replays, tons of emphasis about how everything is the most incredible development in weapon technology ever, et cetera, et cetera.

Somehow, this guy manages to make the latest in war machines look boring. They spend enough time on each weapon for you to figure out why it's not so exciting.

Mack is a worthless turd, but he is the king of hyperbole. Everything he sees is the best ever. It must be really edifying to be his wife. "This pussy is a finely tuned machine. It is perfectly formed to hold my dick. At close-quarters, it's a wrecking machine."

You get these, camonk

You gun hating liberals are making your own demise so easy. When a civil war begins between the red states and the blue states the only things you'll have to defend yourselves with will be Michael Moore DVDs and NPR mugs.

That would be the most awkward, lazy war in history.

I think we'll do ok.

you can have your handguns and shotguns

we'll have the entire science community just brew up a virus that targets fat and stupid.

the truth is, us ivory tower liberals have had high powered laser rifles for years now, we're just too proud to wave them around

miniturization. all the key fobs on import and asian luxury sedans are phasers.

I'm a gun-enjoying liberal in a red state, I want all you fuckers off my lawn.

My dream is that he slips in the shower and bleeds to death with a forehead full of soap holder porcelain.

So you want our troops to use fragile rifles so that the enemy won't use them when they find them on our corpses, because the enemy prefers their own rugged, reliable old firearms?

They already tried that in Vietnam. What happens is our troops start carrying AKs they took off enemy corpses instead of their own temperamental pieces of shit, and you have to force them not to.

That would be great, except it's mostly full of bottom-drawer crap like, "OH A GUN THAT IS A CAT", or, "Lets go to the crazy Scottish explosives guy for the thousanth time -- he has shaped C-4 into a giraffe."

Well what I meant was, it's sort of creepy to be talking about weapons all day like there's no downsides.

But yeah there's a lot of dang nonsense on that program. I think the briefcase that discharged electricity was the silliest.

I fucking hate that show. They need to bring back "Mail Call" and have Ermey shoot paint cans and watermelons with the weapons.

So America's enemies can't hear him and learn about these top-secret futureweapons.