Burrito.

This clip totally BITES.

And he's a DRUG DEALER!

Hahahahaha.

I fucking hate Twilight.

Target: Women Vampires

-1 for being kinda boring

I could watch a series of carefully selected comedians tear the shit out of Twilight for like, an entire half an hour.

I'm curious to know why Cena_Mark one starred this. Hatred of uppity women? Disgust at the suggestion that ladies may want more than one sexual partner in their lifetime? Broken sense of humor?



Secret Twilight fan?

The guy at the end making the same "blue steel" look as those stupid posters made this a 5.

Yeah she's not funny

All joking aside, these really aren't funny. This one was particularly whiny and awful.

Oh my god something that doesn't portray women as a graduate student.

yeah, this isn't good.

You one-star faggots are faggots. Sarah Haskins is awesome.

booooo!

5 for haskins and to spite you homos.

Yeah, no, sorry, pretty good.

5 stars for, if nothing else, poor Ben.

"This video is not available in your country or domain"

She makes fun of vampires and women

5 stars are like garlic to haters!

I've known vampire fatatics who have also fallen for drug dealers.

Normally I like these, and the premise of this one had sooo much potential. But she just didn't make me laugh. Even after going to sooo much effort, this loses.

Yeah, vampires are really weaksauce. They make out with their victims. That's so effiminate. And French.

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