Elvis Costello glasses, wool hat indoors, fleece shirt: definite hipster douchebag.

Way to expose your cat to choking hazards, asshole.

The cat gets 7 stars.

The hipster gets -5.

If you all think that's a hipster you must be really uncool.

surprise! POE doesn't know what a hipster is! but are consumed with rage at glasses anyhow. To be fair he was really unfunny compared to the cat.

"Hipster" has become such an outrageously broad and poorly defined quasi-insult that anybody who's the least bit trendy or intelligent ends up checking off one of the defining traits at some point.

This guy checks off absolutely none of them, unless somehow his wearing the same glasses as everybody else under 25 counts. This guy looks like he promotes raves and sells ketamine to high schoolers. He is not a hipster.