Corgan is a wrestling fan from way way way the fuck back. He used to do this kind of thing for ECW back when he was legitimately famous and they were a bunch of nobodies.
It was 7AM when I made that comment. It is now 11AM. I hope to christ you're on the other side of the planet from me, or I'm liable to be concerned about your liver.
That works - I can't say I'd be sad if you drank yourself to death, because I don't actually KNOW you, but it would be weird if it was 8AM and you were shitfaced already.