Very tasteless. I like that.

1:34 - 1:38

You'll always dance near exploded cars in my heart, Liberty.

Have you guys seen how much Liberty art there is on DeviantArt now?

Good. Fuck that guy. I voted for Jeffrey Bison.
The problem is that they showed the casket which is you know against policy and all.

The Onion is one of the few things these days that can actually pull off the offensive-yet-funny schtick; from anywhere else, it comes off as trying too hard or not trying hard enough.

Oh my god, Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy actually saved a life. I guess it really was worth a collegehumor link.

Remember the time Liberty went on a raid into some guy's house with the troops, and they ended up shooting the guy in the head, and then it turned out they had the wrong address and instead of a local warlord they'd actually just shot the town mayor, whom they'd installed in that position just two weeks prior?

And when Liberty found out, he clapped both hands to his cheeks and did the scream take from "Home Alone!"

Oh, that wacky dog!

That's some fantastic editing

If we'd had Brigadier Baboon like *I* voted for this never would have happened.

The bomb story is just a cover-up. Liberty was actually another victim of David Motari.

I am the luckiest person ever. I hit play on the video and looked away for a moment, missing the network identification. I looked back around and sat here with my jaw in my lap for two solid minutes.

I got to be one of those people who thought it was real, but I got to come back.

It was fantastic.