I just wanted to take this spot before La Loco

KITTY!

Kill IT.

Can I has blurrrkat?

Sorry, I'm late.

Can I haz focus?

Can I haz F3AR faggottrollery?

I know! Humans are so stupid they can't understand simple requests.

Kitties and Titties

What the hell is wrong with you? That's a KITTY.

"kitty meow?" nothing noteworthy here, people. cute factor aside.

Man, I have nothing against cats. I like cats and many other animals. I also like interesting videos. The mere presence of the cat in this video, however, is not enough to make it an interesting video.

A kitten attacking a bathplug out of fear and loathing? I'll five or four star that. Puppy and kitten engaged in charming kung-fu kombat? I'll star that too. An adora-army of homeless kittens advancing out of the woodwork? Yup. A cat with cerebral hypoplasia stumbling around, complete with a goofy walk? Hell yes.

A cat staring at the camera and making sounds? No.

Damn video isn't even in focus.

ICK. You're right.

Kitten is polydactyl and has mittens with thumbs.

It's considered good luck.

Also: Cute.

Polly wanna dactyl?

Also: THE FISHES ARE TALKING, THEY SAY DON'T EAT THEM, LET ME EAT THEM, CAN YOU HEAR THEM?

No, we can't do that with people. We CAN do it with cats, because cats are precious snowflakes made out of diamonds and cancer cures.

And beer

Flooding the market with excess cat videos causes cat video inflation. This devalues cat videos in general. You are working against standard cat video economics.