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rawelkij - 2009-08-05

Wholly expected.


athodyd - 2009-08-05

Not that I would ever stick my dick in it, but that's honestly an inspired piece of product design.


HarrietTubmanPI - 2009-08-05

Germans create chocolate eggs with prizes inside of them.

Japanese create silicon eggs you can stick your dick in.


mouser - 2009-08-06

In one, you build up the prize toy in.

In the other, you built up a yolk.


Babies Ate My Dingo - 2009-08-06

I will never look at egg whites the same way again. Thank/fuck you, Japan.


fermun - 2009-08-06

I imagine a man waking up one morning with a mild hangover, slightly drunk from the night before still and as he takes the first bite of his hardboiled egg out of the end, the yolk falls out, leaving a cavity. Before the idea even coalesces into a fully formed thought, he has placed the remaining white of the egg onto the end of his dick and is laughing. He has discovered his fortune.


thebaronsdoctor - 2009-08-06

I choose to assume that these eggs are not artificial but are rather the eggs of the mythical Tengu of Japanese Legend.

For the uninitiated the Tengu are a fantastical species of humanoid birds who live deep in the mountains of Japan. The Tengu are sort of a race of Robin-Hood like figures known for punishing the rich and vain and rewarding the simple common folk.

The Tengu are traditionally portrayed as having a beak, however over time this feature has been morphed into in a large, phallic nose which is now the creatures' most common portrayal in art.

The Tengu were originally portrayed as antagonistic creatures in Buddhist mythology, however over tiem they began to take on a more protective role and are often believed to protect shrines.

So, essentially, what I'm saying here is that I want you all to imagine the man in this commercial is fucking the undeveloped embryo of a long-nosed bird demon.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-08-06

Despite the language gap, I understood every thing that man was pitching.


cognitivedissonance - 2009-08-06

FIIIIIIIIIT


Dr Dim - 2009-08-06

The hole only looks big enough for one of the fingers to fit in. How the hell is this supposed to work?


zatojones - 2009-08-06

It's Japan, dude. They don't need it much larger


godot - 2009-08-06

2 questions:

Is there some Japanese cultural taboo against touching your junk that is somehow overcome by using silicone sleeves (of whatever shape) ?.

Is that the normal state of fingernail manicure for Japanese males?


SecretJunk - 2009-08-06

It'd sure be tempting to slingshot this across the classroom from the end of my dick


oddeye - 2009-08-06

Much better then those expensive disposable vaginas with the built in lube.

I'd probably buy this from a vending machine in a toilet.


zatojones - 2009-08-06

I'm imagining entire landfills of used JO toys. The Japanese will probably one day build a new airport on top of them.


Boxhead - 2009-08-06

Worst movie in the Poltergeist series, ever.


8bitwintermute - 2009-08-06

They need to just invent the fully articulated fuck-robot and be done with it


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