I bet the cigars are made of babies too.

If Harry had been aborted no one would be wearing that jacket right now. ABORTION WINS THIS ROUND.

In Pro-Life land, this is a class issue.

Abortionists throw smug dinner parties, take brandy in the living room, and get felattio from their sexy latina maids.

NO! YOU'RE GETTING FAT!!!

The next day, Harry ambushed Charlie at his church and shot him in the head.

No. She was six. Her abductor killed her and, butchered her and fed her to his German shepherds.

Where are you going?

Well, now we've got that complex debate canned, let's get shitfaced in the lounge.

I should have been an abortionist.

Man, you get to kill babies, smoke cigars, and have a fine ass maid? This is like an abortionist recruitment video!

Why do they never tell you about all the fucking COOL jobs in elementary school, like DEMOLITIONS EXPERT or MUSEUM CURATOR or CIGAR SMOKIN' BRANDY DRINKIN' OPIATE-OF-THE-MASSES SHUNNIN' ABORTIONIST?

THIS IS WHAT... somebody, I guess... ACTUALLY BELIEVES.

Is this from the same movie where the guy dressed like a Terminator kills the little girl?

So wait, is Pro-Life also Pro-Animal Cruelty?

I want to be an abortionist when I grow up!

Abortion: because your life is sacred, too.