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Resubmits should be done with the "Update Dead Link" function. My God, I cannot give less than five-stars for this. My boner told me so.
Whoops. My boner made me forget to rate it 5 stars.
I'd duck her too.
6th grade boner fuel.
Most birds do not have a penis, but fortunately for Lea Thompson, ducks do.
It's better if you turn off the sound and just stare at lea thompson.
That's what I usually do with videos like this.
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH.
This scene needs a peregrine falcon attacking Howard. Lea Thompson can still be sexy with it.
lol George Lucas
In the upcoming Special Edition, the duck shoots first.
bulb I liked Lea Thompson in Red Dawn, but this scene ruined it all.
Okay, I know the whole thing is terrible, but Howard's voice is done the most banal whitey crackerton ever.
Someone should replace howard's voice track with clips of either Donald or Daffy, you know, just to push this ever further in the fucked up zone.
That's such a good idea I'm subtracting 2 stars from this until it is implimented.
I love how the title hints this is some sort of embarrassing tabloid video. Which is is, really.
i laughed at the "you're three feet taller than me! "
poor gary coleman
I think ducks don't have penises.