Oh, that is really creepy. And at the same time, hilarious.

This is wrong and even animals can sense it

I'll be in my bunk.

Wait wait wait. They could have made the faces look like anything and they made them look like that? If I wanted to see retards kiss awkwardly I'd go watch The Other Sister.

And yet, these robots do not understand the emotion that we humans call "love."

after the bombs start flying and the radiation kills us all in a tidal wave of invisible death and decay, these robots will continue to kiss for weeks under the debris until finally their batteries run out, the last lovers of our world.

How much time till robot-humping technology is perfected?

so when will they program him to start slapping her around and demand dinner?