okay this is the most beautiful and beautifully-named thing i've ever seen.

DAMN YOU MONTEREY, DAMN YOU

Doo do doo do doooooo.

Pffft. All of you ooh'ing and aah'ing over some leftover set-piece from Blade Runner.

StarCraft II is looking better and better.

Dear Japan,

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=69661


I recently came across this video and I find this animal interesting. Very interesting. But I have a problem. I am not sure exactly where I am supposed to put my penis. Laugh if you must because I am sure it is blindingly obvious to you. What you have to remember is I was brought up in America where we are simply not taught about these kinds of things as children.

So if you could please get back to me as soon as possible I will be forever in your debt.

Best wishes,
Time Travel Mishap

Warning! A Huge Battleship BLOODYBELLY Is Approaching Fast!

It has a plan.

"should shoot lasers" won't be a very common tag but it is certainly appropriate

Yeah, better animals SHOULD shoot lasers.

Sweet, delicious poison, thy name is bloodbelly jelly.

::reaches for peanut butter:::

This is the most beautiful creature on earth. One day it will grow to enormous size and consume humanity, then float back to its home deep in the dreaming reaches of space, fueled on our entrails, and gloating over the irony that we called it bloodybelly.

All hail the inflatable neon baboon ass.

Creatures like this deserve a theremin soundtrack at all times.

IT'S A METROID!!! RUN!

It even has running lights.

* We are the Mycon. We are part of Juffo-Wup. *