I remember reading an article a few years ago about how Moscow had such bad infrastructure problems that it wasn't uncommon for sink holes full of boiling water to occasionally and unexpected form and swallow people up. The victims would, of course, be scalded to death. I guess things haven't changed much.
-1 Star for not including the street fight scene featuring the manhole cover.
+ 1 Star for each time I laughed out loud
+ 1 Star for each tortilla chip I almost choked on