I got exactly 7 seconds into this ad.

The Gap has never made commercials that weren't awful.

gross

I don't care at all about any aspect of this.

God damn. Satire is dead, and reality stole its throne.

From now on if someone says to me "I don't watch television," I won't assume they're an arrogant prick... I'll assume they saw this.

Dear Gap,

Thanks for making open-mindedness and good cheer look so awful and creepy. You are really helping things along.

Yours,
P

hey guys don't be so mayo!

'86 the rules' deserves one star

The way everyone is stuck to someone else I thought they were selling variations of Fundies

Please stop stomping the yard. Please.

Stop including Kwaanza. Nobody celebrates Kwaanza. I went to a high school that was 90% black and I didn't meet a single person who celebrated it.

Nothing will ever make this video worth watching. Not even unmarked bills in large denominations.

High marks for being awful, or low marks for being awful? I can't take the pressure.

WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN

Always good to get that holiday depression started early.

Go ho ho? What exactly are they telling us?

These kids are putting a lot of effort into this, but I realize I've seen this commercial dozens of times without ever paying any attention to it. I also don't really feel at all compelled to buy any Gap clothes.

I celebrate the solstice. =(

Also, CHRISTMAS JUST GOT BROUGHT.

"Today's the shittiest day of the year. Here's some Prozac and a bottle of Vitamin D, kiddo." "Thank you, Green Man Druid Person!"

there was only one good GAP commercial ever....and Im gonna put it in the hoppah!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.