ugh

How can I lose fat from the penis? I don't lift weight with my penis. Being fit probably improved my blood flow.

lol small penises

Having a perfectly average, normal sized penis is what's holding me back. I'd have self-esteem if I was larger and I'd have motivation if I was smaller.

As such, I'm lazy.

YES OR NO?!

eHow's been letting all sorts of crap through these days.

Jelquing: You Must Be Jelquing

This is one of the saddest videos I have seen on this site. That is quite an accomplishment.

well, does it work or not?

This is art.

I had to look up jelqing. This is wrong. This is sad, and scary, and one more reason why I am jelous I don't have a penis of my very own. I could never want to hurt myself like this, but dammit, I want the option!