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splatterbabble - 2010-02-12

You can surround her with the strength of your love... until she stops breathing.


MongoMcMichael - 2010-02-13

It's called 'breathplay'. Jeez!


Charles - 2010-02-12

I saw this a week or two ago. Everything about it oozes creep. Even the "every kiss begins with kay *cling!*" at the end is a little off.


charmlessman - 2010-02-13

Well, because it sounds like it was sung by Bela Legosi.


Jeff Fries - 2010-02-13

Listen carefully, it's Olof Dreijer


Desidiosus - 2010-02-12

I'm sure he also bought her a coffin of pure mahogany.


RocketBlender - 2010-02-12

Wasn't that impressed at first, but I completely lost it at "and I always will be."


dead_cat - 2010-02-13

"...whether you want me to or not...."


pastorofmuppets - 2010-02-13

The smile just drops off his face.


Camonk - 2010-02-13

"Don't worry I'll protect you from God almighty himself with my worthless rock dug out of the dirt of Africa by an unpaid child laborer!"


CapnJesusHood - 2010-02-13

Oh thank god that big strong man was there. With loud noises about and no one's arms to flounce into, who knows what tragedy might befall a helpless middle-aged woman.


Explodotron - 2010-02-13

Flounce... tee hee.


charmlessman - 2010-02-13

HA HA!! Women are helpless!


memedumpster - 2010-02-13

Dammit!!! I wanted to make the joke "Where are they staying, blah blah blah blah blah?" and reference that psycho killer remake movie about the woman who goes to something bay/cove/reef whatever and gets boned by that psycho guy.

I hate it when I can't remember the title of a movie. ARGH.


Camonk - 2010-02-13

"Every movie ever" That's what you were thinking of


memedumpster - 2010-02-13

"Where are they staying, every movie ever?"

You know, that actually works better than Cape Fear.


BHWW - 2010-02-13

Hey now, this is actually a wonderful ad - if you're the sort of person who thinks The Police's "Every Breath You Take" is a charmingly romantic song.


cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-13

The diamond is eternal, like your dead body in my chest freezer.


Goethe and ernie - 2010-02-13

If you leave me I will kill you and the kids have some diamonds honey


Hooker - 2010-02-13

Ma'am, the call is coming from INSIDE YOUR BOYFRIEND!


DrawSixBD - 2010-02-13

I can imagine going to the jewelers for that one.

"Which setting says 'Its not that I don't love you, its that I more in love with the idea of you chained up in my basement."

Also...should've gone to Jarred.


Timothy A. Bear - 2010-02-13

'Ring as imprisonment device' animation is a nice touch.


zatojones - 2010-02-13

the necklace slowly transforms into a Saw-movie like torture/restraint device


The Mothership - 2012-10-31

yes, this.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-02-13

rape diamonds


Caminante Nocturno - 2010-07-10

Diamond commercials are, by their very nature, some of the most offensive things on TV.


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