Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

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Comment count is 14

Scynne

- 2010-04-13

Wait, so if cows only turn water into pretend milk, where does what I drink come from?

The Mothership

- 2010-04-13

THOSE LIPS.

Cleaner82

- 2010-04-13

You got a purdy mouth, Milky.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2010-04-14

DSL

Steebis

- 2010-04-13

Holy Cow! I totally owned this, or it was at least handed down to me by way of my older brother. The rubber utters were missing rendering her unmilkable. Eventually a BB gun came into my possession and Milky went the way of so many other shattering plastic toys.

MrBuddy - 2010-04-13

I wonder how much it would sell for on eBay if it hadn't been blasted to bits. Pretty cool that you had one though.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-04-13

So if you gave her actual milk, what would happen? Food poisoning?

AmericanAir - 2010-04-13

No, then water would come out of the utters.

dead_cat

- 2010-04-14

What would happen if you used other bodily fluids? Therapy?

tmavomodry

- 2010-04-13

did they mention that the milk wasn't real?

Binro the Heretic

- 2010-04-13

I had Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow...and her friend Gobbles the Crazy Eating Goat.

wtf japan

- 2010-04-14

I had Ornery the Sullen, Pussle-gutted Mule. He didn't do shit! Just like it said on the box!

Camonk

- 2010-04-14

Back when children wanted to play by simulating manual labor, apparently. Fucking idiots.

Robin Kestrel

- 2011-01-24

One of the best toy jingles ever.

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