Has there ever been anything or anyone that has made the prospect of naked young women having sex less appealing? I retched a little when he started simulating cunnilingus.

The first porn to take its stylistic cues from barely-sane low-budget infomercials. I'm getting a definite Santo Gold vibe from this guy.

This is the equivalent of making a promo for a restaurant by showing a morbidly obese person.

If he'd elbow dropped his own blazer or started bleeding for no reason, he'd be a less charismatic Ric Flair.

I demand that "dusty mummy balls" be a linked tag. Go find me some Anna Nicole Smith retrospectives.

Actually the guy is pretty clever. He tapes his family relentlessly. If he's trolling for a reality show (Pornographer Dad) he's well on his way to a 30 minute slot on True TV.

"Where can you see that?"
About a million places. And no Cousin Stevie. Man, i'm gonna go to some of of places RIGHT NOW!

STEVIE TYPE: COUSIN MODEL x30

EJACULATON: DUST

DIET: TEARS OF SHAME

This is like the outtakes from the actual promo where he didn't get all Saturn Guy on the camera man.

YA LIKE PORNOS, BILLY?
GIVE YA BONERS?