THE fall from grace of the decade.

i hope the police in New Orleans were able to get the job done while Seagal was away shooting this picture

Seconded.

I like how she really stretches her range in this movie as the badass hot latina chick.

As much as she loves vaginas?

I was like wtf when did Michelle Rodriguez get hot?

She got hot when she turned 12, where you been?

Yes, she is the same character in every movie.

Good thing that character is AWESOME.

I love Michelle Rodriguez. I don't car if she only dates chicks, I'd set her up with one to please her.

Oh, Don Johnson.

The fact that this is better than any trailer I've seen all year is proof that Hollywood does not give money to good enough ideas.

Hey, look who's back everybody!

Machete is coming for you Cena.

Man I'll fuck that ol' fool up. I'm good with swords too. I'll drop him through a table and ship him back to Mexico.

How many swords do you own, though? Is it a trenchcoat full?

No I own 3 Plus 2 Machetes. There's no need for all those blades. Two will do . Plus I got 100% American Muscle.

Now you wanna run around talking about swords like I ain't got none. What you think I sold them all?

Do you have a Great Sword? I bet you do.

"A just law is a man-made code that squares with the moral law or the law of God. An unjust law is a code that is out of harmony with the moral law. To put it in the terms of Saint Thomas Aquinas, an unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal and natural law. Any law that uplifts human personality is just. Any law that degrades human personality is unjust." - Martin Luther King, Jr. Letter from Birmingham City Jail

im glad you're back cena. i own two swords and one machete, and 5 ghost stars for the dr. dre reference.

Cena_mark sweeps open his long black duster to reveal A HALF DOZEN PARTICLE BOARD TABLES STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST

I aspire to your troll levels cena, but alas, you will always be king here. If I actually thought you were serious I'd hate you.

So, how is military life, Cena? What is your unit? Or was it all a big obvious lie?

He is now the head of the greatsword unit - America's first line of defence against pig carcasses.

Pineassholejuicer: Don't use MLK in defense of the Mexican invasion. Blacks were forced here, Mexicans sneak in here. Mexican is not the new black. Mexicans don't suffer a 10th of the shit blacks went through.
La Loco: I am serious. The best Pro-wrestling gimmicks were ones where the wrestler took a part of his personality and amplifies it. Stone Cold is actually a redneck. The Rock is actually quite the clown, John Cena is really into hip hop. So here on the internet I express how I feel without normal social constraints. This is me 100% uncensored and unrestrained. So feel free to hate me.
Aleric: I'm still working on it. I'll be in the military soon. I've just had to overcome some road blocks.

Still working on it? You said you were going in, signed and everything, about a year ago. You'd be getting your first promotion by now. This must be the longest goddamn recruitment ever. Did the recruiter see you cutting yourself on YouTube and figure you weren't worth the eventual section 8? You talk such amazing horseshit. You are like the Karl Pilkington of POETV.

Its not bullshit Aleric. When you want to go Semper Paratus it takes much longer than going Semper Fidelis.

It doesn't take a year and still you offer no proof, you fucking chickenhawk poser. We asked you for a recruitment video, a pretty easy and common thing to film. You insult every solider by pretending to be one for cheap political nonsense on a silly little funny joke website. You are not a patriot, you are just goofy comic relief.

And even if I'm wrong and everything you say is true, you are still a section 8 waiting to happen, even if you used fake blood on your little "Obama wins" video. Outbursts like that aren't fucking tolerated in the corp. You'll also be taking marching orders from that same Kenyan Muslim you hate so well, so why would you join now? If it is all true, though, and you happen to get shuffled off to South Korea, I'd love to slip you a mickey and anally penetrate you, so part of me hopes it is all real. Keep in touch.

if you arent in a unit, where the fuck where you? dont tell us you found something better to do then have all your cardboard arguments knocked over because of no support?

The only thing that will settle this is a video response from Cena_Mark, directly rebutting Mr. Trejo. Let's step back and allow the gentlemen to debate.

meant to be a reply to Cena Mark, but whatever. I can laugh at him at any quote level.

Laughing at me Jellydick? Tell me why my statement was so ludicrous. Why should I get on the "Lets just let them break our laws and leach off our programs" band wagon?

I love it when Mexicans break our laws!!!

One day Cena! I swear by Zalmoxis I will cross the Atlantic in a row-boat and get to America and when I do I will get welfare and free health-care and father 10 children to enroll in public school just to spite you. And I will also learn to Spanish and refuse to speak English.

To speak Spanish god dammit!

Jellydick! you still got it, man. Nice!

I've got to go hire some day laborers to abort white fetuses, but I'll be back soon to have a serious debate on immigration reform. Don't you go anywhere, ok?

STOP RUINING THIS FUCKING AWESOME VIDEO WITH TIRED TROLLING

Capitalist Realporn: Doesn't your country have immigration problems of its own? You should be on my side. You're country is steadily becoming Mecca, mine is becoming Taco Bell.

DAMN. Romania wins, cause Arabic food kicks ASS, but Americanized Mexican food is boring.

She seems to appear purely as decoration. Alba's attempts at acting do need to cease once and for all.

but the border crossed them

I would gladly cross her border any day.

Well, when you put it that way...

Add some Greek gods and I'd say Robert Anton Wilson was still alive.

Yep, seems that the campaign to kill the movie has began from Fox.