don't these actually exist?

No salad tossing? No slicing? No dicing? No elephant poop? Boo

I own one of these.

Actually, that was 194 pencils.

Too long & not funny.

I wonder if it picks up pine cones

That's not funny, it's a good idea.

200 Pencils

Two hundred pencils. No more, no less

Ahhh... David Herman. Back when MadTV was good.

Miscellaneous rocks

BABIES! Oh wait, they didn't do that one because MAD TV ISN'T FUNNY.

Every reaction to every MadTV sketch ever is "Eh."