I laughed.

Too symmetrical though, and it has feet.

Oh god he hides his head behind his shoulders.

that ass ...

At some level, the electrons shaping this creature realize that this just isn't right.

the crotch bulge isn't small enough.

The Spore has scabs that never heal!

Those aren't just any grunts and growls, those are transliterated directly from the comics in a painstaking project that took the life of nearly 18 Servite monks.