I won't convert until the day his vocal cords stop working.

Good, maybe it will get this fucker off the air. A few of the imbeciles who fell for his venal political charades might lose interest in politics and turn Jerry Springer back on or whatever the cretins watch nowadays, and the IQ of the voting public might go up a few points.

"The doctor gave me ambiguous advice. He's not really a doctor!"

I can't think of anybody on this planet that more deserves to have locusts devour his testicles. But going blind will do.

Am I supposed to recognize this person?

HE ACTS LIKE SHATNER! HIS FAKE CRYING IS SHATNER LEVEL FAKE CRYING!

Good thing he can't go to the best doctor available anymore, since they don't tell him anything he doesn't already know.

Here's hoping Bill O'Reilly gets a throat cyst or something, so between Glenny, Rush Limbaugh and Papa Bear, we have the complete "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" monkey set.

I wouldn't wish this even on the likes of Glenn Beck. But I really can't trust a word he says, so, until he actually starts to go blind, I sorta don't care.

Professional liar claims to have an ailment that might never manifest.

Were you people born yesterday?

As if there weren't enough blind assholes already.

yeah bro fuck braille that shits for liberals

eh, I want old, horrible glenn videos or none at all.

Nothing will happen to him, he'll be giving us more of his whacky views with his vision intact at the 2012 elections...

This is just masturbation. Oh and lol at I love to read.

i like how he follows up his slam on health care reform with a joke about how shitty his doctor is.

this is beautiful beautiful justice and my only hope is that beck's decline is slow and excruciating, culminating in autoerotic asphyxiation. and child porn.

every time he's about to cry, i think he may also shit his pants.

He has brain worms.

I dig the Rod Parsley crying technique.

I will refrain from rating until it is determined whether or not Beck is actually going blind.

My hopes that he had been sentenced to have his eyes pecked out by birds are dashed but I guess there is still time. Get the tongue while you're over there guys.

obviously Obama's MIBs slipped something into his milk

despite this being Beck, my uncle went blind from this and it's a real shit thing to have

5 for the possibility of Beck feeling every one of his future guests' faces on the air

Good thing he still has the nose for the coke.

Even if his eyes do explode on air the guy will still have his radio show and probably keep the tv show as well so it's not like the guy's going away anytime soon. In fact this may make him stronger because people will not tolerate any negative actions toward someone who's both blind and retarded....he and his opinions will go unchallenged gaining legitimacy!

My stars go towards whoever first makes a music video/parody of Beck set to Lionel Richie's "Hello".