I think Glenn Beck is Mormon enough to believe it.


He's been practicing "crazy rationalization" all his life. Its no wonder he is so effective at it.

Hell they are all con-men. Somebody is getting money somehow out of all of this. The people they are pandering to are just not enough though. They want mine too, and want to get it through control of government.

One of the great examples of modern, conservative, cognitive dissonance. They rail against any form of socialized charity on the part of government (welfare, health care, etc.) and accuse illegal immigrants of being lazy and living off of other people's money, yet when Beck begs for donations to help put this together, they're totally cool with footing the tremendous bill for getting Palin to speak despite the fact she doesn't have a real job and is basically just mooching off of stupid people who pay her ridiculous speaking fees.

Pure undiluted carpetbaggers, preying on the prejudices of southern sensibilities.

you guys got real-life trolled

Not anymore: he is their "guy" right now. All you have to do is convienetly forget some accurate history, and you can make anybody fly through space.

You're about to inspire me to run for political office in your state for the singular purpose of raising YOUR taxes.

I don't hate you, Cena.

:'(

You're not the one trying to start a civil war, she is.

Military is the biggest welfare group in the country after corporate CEOs. Why don't you get a job that actually produces something and stop living off of the taxes of hard working people?

Dog_Robot: Its not a welfare group. They work hard. So at the very worst you could say its a works program. Liberals love welfare broodmares.
The military works to protect the people in America who produce things, otherwise China would invade and take it all.

I'm glad you don't hate me memedumpster.

: D

Please don't shoot me down like a dog in the street when the south rises again, okay?

I come from a military family and they hate you, cena.

I'm also an army brat, Cena. My peeps are livid that you pretended to get recruited just to make a cheap political point. My cousin got his foot blow off by an IED for your dumb ass war and you repay them by claiming to be with them but not being willing to go through with anything. Hell, you made that claim a year ago, then claimed is was some 'special super duper branch' that takes a longer time to place. My guess: You joined SSO. I can just see you kicking like a Rockette on stage with your wrestleman make up, shaking that flabby moneymaker in sequined short shorts for the boys.

Jesus Christ, STOP REPLYING TO HIM.

Aelric: I did not pretend to get recruited. I had not been recruited at that point. I was on my way to getting recruited but there were some things I had to get cleared up with at MEPS. Once I got that cleared up there was a recruiting freeze with the branch I was planning to join. Now I have things taken care of, I've recently taken the oath of enlistment, and am now on the delayed entry program.
The thought of shipping off gives me both a sense of fear and excitement. But I lied about nothing, I am sincere and when my ship off date comes I will be ready to go.
Aelric, I am not as brave as your cousin, but I will do my best to serve our country.

I hope Cena dies for my freedom to send pornography through the post whilst simultaneously pissing on the flag and humming "The Internationale".