Pardon? Oh my, what was I thinking? My apologies to you sir, and you have a nice day.

Where's that goddamn talking monkey? I can smell him everywhere, but I don't see him. Trail seems to lead up this ladder. Oh, there he is.

Black bears are such goofballs.

Oh, bother.

So adorable.

Whaya doindere?

Holy shit! I can't believe I was two feet away from that monkey!

Aww it thinks it's people OH GOD IT THINKS IT'S PEOPLE

the look back at the end.

DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

That's a very healthy bear, it's chubby and it has a very nice coat which leads me to believe it has no problem finding food people leave lying around as black bears are wont to do.

The latest Jungle Book sequel certainly is sedate.

Five for adorable murder machines.

I know how I confront bears, and usually it involves an Appletini and attempts to sincerely care about their Wiccan ceremonial projects.

insouciant bear!

It's coming back tonight.

Oh, nothing...I'll, uh, go.

"I'm looking for my glasses. They up here?"

"Hm, this looks interesting. Oh, wait. One of those monkeys is up there. Not edible at all. And it's talking to me. Oh well."

It's like a baboon only without the confrontational screaming and posturing.