Well, that was dumb and boring.

They just need to get laid.

"The Lord changed my heart..."

Stop. Close window.

We DON'T have to take our clothes off!

I didnt even watch this, but I saw the opening and those are flippin WEIRD looking broads.

The dark haired one looks like she's having an allergic reaction to something

Wow. Thank you for this. "Biblical womanhood" is literally the greatest excuse for being unemployed I've ever heard. I like how the big faced one acknowledges that "not everyone has this opportunity" to mooch off mom and dad for as long as they please. My girlfriend holds down a job and still found the time to figure out how to cook and wash her laundry. Guess not everyone can deal with that immense amount of pressure, makes me wonder just how "close" this girl was to that Starbucks manager position.

The hatted girl is totally closet gay, btw.

This ended up sounding more like a rant against capitalism than something religiously motivated, so I'm conflicted. Being job-free is fine and dandy, but these two are giving me nightmare vibes.

These ladies might actually make you a sammich should you demand one.

Hipsters.