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Bush got that shit started. If Gore won Osama and Saddam would still be alive.

You've been stoked on Obama lately. I know this only makes you like him more.

God bless the US Coast Guard.

Cena: I'm impressed you could type while your eyes were blurred by hot, snotty tears of envy.

Cena's right though. If Gore had won he wouldn't have ignored the memos about "Osama determined to strike within the US." And without an attack, conservatives(real ones not fake video site trolls) would have been as cold to any Dem led action in Afghanistan as they were to Kosovo or Libya.

You're right simon. I've been stoked on Obama because
1. With this and his action in Libya he's not the liberal weenie I originally thought he was.
2. Its pissing off the peace-nics.
Poorwill: Smartest thing you've ever said.
Divorcing the plane: No I mean Gore wouldn't have attacked Afganistan because Jet Fighters, Carriers, and Cutters give off too many carbon emissions.

I would imagine it started with Clinton.

Nah, Reagan.

He funded Osama vs. the Russians.

Worked out kinda nicely that we traded the commie boogeyman for the Islamic jihadist version.

That is exactly what I thought cena would say. Verbatim.

Cena, you weren't the sociopathic fascist I thought you were when you started burbling and crying like a little girl on youtube with face makeup on.

Wait, what, how did Bush poach this out of the hopper!?

If Gore won, the World Trade Center would still be standing.

That was obviously meant as a reply to Douchebag McGee.

QNDS: WTF man? So you'd rather we just sit back and let assholes get away with terrorism. Yes people die in the name of freedom, but they are heroes ready and willing.

Yeah, I'm sure if you do a poll of soldiers serving over there 100% would say they will gladly die by the thousands just so one badguy gets killed.

You wouldn't understand Soullessho. Granted we in the military do greatly value our own lives we have sworn to defend this the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic. Sure 100% wouldn't say they are willing to die to get Osama, but I guarantee the vast majority will say they're willing.

"Granted we in the Coast Guard greatly value our own lives; at least *I* know I joined the Coast Guard because I could still claim that I'm a hardcore military dude while not getting shot at by the sand niggers I hate and fear so much."

Fixed!

Ha!

five for obama and five for you!

"birthers" goes defunct and switches over to "deathers"

No, seriously, this could be a thing.

For real.

Word.

[quote]Shawn Robert Jolly Thank you Mr. President for keeping strong and keeping America safe. You truely are a hero in my book who was faced with the worst attack to ever hit American soil. I thank you again! God Bless you, God Bless our Troops, and God Bless America!
Now we just need to vote out Obama...[/quote]

I was so used to hearing Bush conflate 9/11 and Iraq that my kneejerk reaction was 9/11 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH oh wait yeah it does.

Seriously, if they got any major bad news they'd like to bury, now is the time and fast.

YEAH KILLING OSAMA BIN LADEN, WHAT A BRILLIANT POLITICAL MANEUVER

jesus

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Fine, it's just a symbolic victory.
But it was an unwinnable, made-up war to begin with.
Your attempt at bringing everybody back to the crushing reality is really dragging us back into the misty haze of bullshit that was the war on terror.
Stop. It.

I think you've been listening to too much Alex Jones StanleyLame.

His name is Ayman al-Zawahiri and day-to-day & strategic control of al Qaeda has been shifting into his hands for quite a while. Additionally, al Qaeda has also been transitioning from a centrally-controlled organization (to the extent that it ever was) to a loose group of independent, but affiliated organizations (al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, Lashkar-e-Taiba or whatever they're calling themselves now, the essentially defunct al Qaeda in Iraq, etc.).

This has been told in news articles and commentary, in the main-stream media no less, for the past decade. Because this now is a big story, yes, it will play big in the news for the coming weeks. If it seems to you to be new and contrived to keep us in perpetual war LIEK RIGHT OUT OF 1984 WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!, that is because you are inattentive.

Eliminating Osama bin Laden is a good thing. As Obama notes, we have killed many in al Qaeda's leadership structure, and removing the leader -- even if he was only symbolically the leader -- hurts their morale and boosts ours. He may become a martyr, but he's no longer sending minions to kill innocent civilians.

Politics doesn't enter into it, on either side. Obama approving a raid to eliminate a terrorist is an action any good President would take. It doesn't mean that Republicans are bone-headed strategists that can't do anything right, and it doesn't require sophistry to downplay the contributions of the Democratic administration in this action.

There'll be plenty of time for that later. We're still about a year and a half out from the 2012 election.

DOHHH SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

The people behind "Fast Five" must be coming unglued at the probable boost this is going to give to their second-week figures.

FUCK YEAH OSAMA'S DEAD FAST CARS GOOOOO

I don't think so. This means we must be as vigilant as ever.

God forbid Cena_Mark goes through an airport without getting his junk handled.

Oceania must be protected.

Cena mark is in the coast guard, he's protecting his country by... oh wait hahahaha coast guard nevermind.

Of course Gitmo was the source of the courriers which lead to Osama bin Laden so I expect you all have new found appreciate for Bush.

I don't begrudge the Coast Guard for what they do but they're not exactly putting themselves in harms way on the "war on terror". The Army and Marines have incurred the largest number of casualties while the CG suffered the lost of one sailor. Just one. You have an exaggerated sense of self importance if you think you think your ass on the line defending America on the safe confines of a cutter that never leaves US territorial waters.

Someone has to make sure those casino boats throw fire drills.

Mongho: I won't get searched if show my military I.D.
Scrotum: The cutters leave U.S. Waters all the time. They go to asia, south america, we even keep some in the Middle East. I'll go to the Mid East with the USCG when I get the chance. Of course the Army and the Marines took the most heat. They are awesome. But we in the Coast Guard keep the terrorists out of the U.S.

You ain't shit while you're in bootcamp.

Didn't they already admit that half the people at Gitmo were innocent but they kept them there anyway to save face? Fuck you if you support Gitmo.

Five stars for Cena pretending that practicing his life preserver throw off Myrtle Beach is a valuable contribution to his 'libertarian' War on Terror.

They found him in a mansion outside Islamabad, Pakistan...

Way to ruin my poorly constructed joke, bro.

I got one about Adobe Illustrator layers on the other video if you're not done making me look stupid.

Way to be an ignorant thief, dude...

Hey, look, it's That Guy.

there is almost nothing that makes me more confident about a point than when spikestoyiu objects to it

Your mom.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE DOO DOO DO DO DO DO DOO DOO