More stupid I hope. I should read descriptions.

It's okay phalsebob, at least you don't grind up nice black people and turn them into toothpaste

Clearly you're not aware of the pernicious old stereotype of the black man who sleeps on a giant toothbrush.

"A man went to sleep and became toothpaste." -- a sentence I never thought I'd type.

That commercial would scramble anyone's mind.

Those whacky Thais.

I, too, have some misgivings about the poop-paste.

Dey EAT da POOPOO!

I was going to say, "LOL Wut" but this is less funny and more sad. I understood until it got to the toothpaste, then it lost me. Maybe they're saying not to be prejudice against black toothpaste?

"God love ya. What am I talking about?" -Joe Biden

Ya. In real life, they'd have to put a watermelon at the top.

AMIRITE, FELLAS? AMIRITE?

I'm thinking marmite. But maybe that's what the commercial is warning me against.