The Mothership - 2011-06-06
These guys are taking the piss. Right?
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Smellvin - 2011-06-06
Oh... that *is* true. I do have a father, so I must accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior. How could I have possibly missed it before?
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IrishWhiskey  - 2011-06-06
It's true that some religious people consider denial of physical evidence a necessary part of their faith, and they believe their creator has been around forever without any initial cause. But that atheist wearing sunglasses could have tried explaining logic and reasoning to the dribbling strawman fundamentalist, instead of just mocking him.
Wait, back-up. That wasn't supposed to be the atheist?
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Cena_mark - 2011-06-06 "All you need is faith, but you atheists are crazy because God's existence is as obvious as the sun's"
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SolRo - 2011-06-07 "All you need is faith, but you christians are crazy because Alf's existence is as obvious as the sun's"
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-06-06
This Fathers Day, let's reflect for a moment on one of the most afflicted characters of the Bible. That is Joseph. Imagine for a moment what this poor man's life was like. His wife cheats on him, this is bad enough. But then she gets knocked up! And to make matters worse, it's not like old Joe can go off to the local pub and knock a pint glass over bio-dad's head. No, because that guy is the creator of the fuckin' universe. So he slogs along though the Bible, having the whole affair rubbed in his face again and again by who else, but his bastard son! Finally, they stick his so called son up on a cross to die. And Joseph must have thought to himself, "If you were my son, I'd climb up there and cut you down. I'd care enough about you to brave the Roman soldiers to do it. But no. Where's your absent baby daddy? Prolly off shtupping some other harlot. Can't be bothered."
Joseph's story makes Jonah look lucky in comparison.
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Cyberblah - 2011-06-06 Unless he had a virgin fetish, a pregnant fetish and a cuckold fetish.
If God is really just then he created Joseph that way.
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charmlessman - 2011-06-06
Wow, they sure got us atheists down pat!
I ALWAYS spit large mouthfuls of sunflower seeds on my feet!
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MongoMcMichael - 2011-06-06
3:00 "Here's a picture of your God, and he looks like Jethro!"
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phalsebob - 2011-06-06
Wait a sec... I think he might be speaking metaphorically. I think he's alluding to Odin Allfather.
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IrishWhiskey - 2011-06-06 I think he's referring to the big bang, and the photo represents cosmic background radiation.
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Xenocide - 2011-06-06
Right wing comedy is still an oxymoron.
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kwash - 2011-06-07
OH IT'S THIS FAGGOT AGAIN
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Robin Kestrel - 2011-06-07
Wow, for a minute there, I bet all the atheists felt real guilty about making God feel bad on Father's Day!
(Also, if you squint a little and imagine these two guys are Randy Quaid and Ben Affleck, it's ever so much better.)
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