I prefer to believe they just hired midgets

I can't imagine how annoying it would be to act out voices for an entire series in super slow motion

it's a post rock experimental industial song

It was the creepy, slow-motion zings that did it for me.

Kids, this is what nitrous feels like!

Bauhaus did the theme for Alvin and the Chipmunks?

w e ' l l b r i n g y o u a c t i o n

seconding nitrous comment

"Slown" down? -1 star for bad grammar bwahaha

Sounds like Dave

Unsettling.

The "slown" sown version is actually pretty bad-ass.

Not as good as if the dialogue had included Dave. Those sound like satan ordering his minions.

That's some haunting stuff. Creepy.

I will never do drugs again.

http://centripetalnotion.com/media/audio/TheChipmunkSong-Nightmare Edition.mp3

Well, I'll be damned.

that is an acid test

This would be an excellent cover for a dirge-metal band.

Guar-an-teed to brigh-ten your day

Man. That's some kinda thing. I think I'm retarded now, but that was something.

I'm flashing back to my childhood memories and a very scary man has forced his way in.

Close your eyes and listen to the words; it's the audio equivalent of The Wyoming Incident. Thanks, internet, you just replaced the nightmare where I'm trapped in the Amityville Horror house.

Doot. .... Doot.... Doot. Doot. Doot. Doot.

this was the most awesome thing ever.

dooooo dooooo dooo doo doooooo......

Makes me laugh every fucking time.

It reminds me in a VERY mild way of "We Built This City".

The lines "we'll bring you action and satisfaction" and "comin' on stronger than ever before" are absolutely terrifying, and I didn't even think about them until I heard this.

Why slow it down? Why not just alter the pitch?

dukeofthebump.net/cm.mp3

I JUST REALIZED I KNOW ALL THE WORDS BY HEART.

That alone is terrifying and worthy of five stars.

Those guys sound like kind of singers they used for radio commercial from the 1970s.

"What Hell sounds like" tag would also work.