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Comment count is 26
kingarthur - 2011-07-04
This is just on the cusp of the 90s comics industry imploding on itself.
Born in the RSR - 2011-07-04
These ain't your daddy's comic books!
Old_Zircon - 2011-07-04

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-07-04
Shortly after these came out, I read an article (I can't remember where) that said "fanboy" was offensive on the same level as an ethnic slur.

Of course, it's beyond me why anyone was reading American comics in the 90's.
MongoMcMichael - 2011-07-04
'Mage: the Hero Defined', 'Bone', and 'The MaXX' were pretty darned good. Of course, neither of these came from Marvel or DC.

MongoMcMichael - 2011-07-04
Err, replace 'neither' with 'none'. Fixed!

Harveyjames - 2011-07-04
And also there was Eightball, and Calvin and Hobbes, and...

sosage - 2011-07-04
The Maxx contained big boobies and wasn't written by a Japanese guy. So of course he didn't read it.

Xenocide - 2011-07-04
Sandman and Preacher made for good readin', and both were from DC.

Other than that? Meh. Though I still read a bunch of the books in these ads back in the day, but in fairness I was an adorable lil' mini Xeno when this ad aired so I had no concept of what "good" was yet.

BartFargo - 2011-07-04
Sounds like something a fanboy would say.

kwash - 2011-07-04

themilkshark - 2011-07-04
I'll never understand comic book people
Nikon - 2011-07-04
New X-Men (Generic)
GhostKittens - 2011-07-04
When I lived in Miami; they had similar ads for a place called "Tropic Comics." Excellent grand opening despite the shitty ads. Guys in a batman and spider man suit arm-wrestling.
Dread Pirate Roberts - 2011-07-04
I remember the DC Comics commercial!

And I still never got into comic books.
memedumpster - 2011-07-04
I read Transformers comics when I was very wee (the cool ones where Megatron had the Autobots strung up like meat in a warehouse and talked to the disembodied head of Optimus Prime for fun) and then avoided comics until well into "adulthood." Now, if I read one, nine times out of ten it's non-fiction.
Rudy - 2011-07-05
I got mercilessly made fun of in middle school for being caught with a Transformer comic book. I wonder how many of those shitheads were first in line when the Bay-directed cinematic abortions came out.

oddeye - 2011-07-04
Comics and cartoons, the bread and meat in a pathetic manchild sandwich.
Anaxagoras - 2011-07-05
I would say that your complaints are a bunch of obsessive nitpicks, except: I have the exact same thoughts/complaints when reading most comics.

Anaxagoras - 2011-07-05
This was supposed to be a response to kingofnothing one post down.

kingofthenothing - 2011-07-04
I was about 11 when I took an earnest stab at the comic book thing. I found some old Supermans and tried to get into it, but at some point I had to look at all the destruction Superman caused, with usually wiping out half of Metropolis in each fight, and realized that his world didn't really make sense. No casualties? Seriously? Why do the taxpayers keep paying for him to ruin the city? And how many times did he come so close to being killed, only to pull some trick out of his hat in the last moment? "OH, right, I've got other powers besides having fists. I could have saved billions in property damages if only I'd used my noggin at the beginning of the fight."

It just seems like imagination gets nerfed, and so, I hung that shit up.
Stopheles - 2011-07-04
I think the shouting was all about Liefeld's inability to draw/overcrosshatch a face that wasn't shouting.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-07-04
These commercials were actually local commercials for the store mentioned in the ad "Comics On Parade", and Marvel/DC had nothing to do with their production. They're not around anymore as far as I know, but they had a store in Santa Barbara, CA while I was growing up, and I remember both these commercials, and I remember going there after school sometimes. There was also a Funcoland (the 90s equivalent of Gamestop, also not around anymore) across the street that I wasted countless hours and dollars at.

Damn I feel old watching this. How this obscure stuff from my childhood continuously ends up on the internet still amazes me.
Aelric - 2011-07-05
Visit our temporary location in the ally behind the Korean grocery.

MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-07-05
A lot, and I mean a lot, of stores closed down by the end of the decade.

Aelric - 2011-07-05
I never was much of a comic kid, though when I was in college, I rented a room in a house that the local comic store manager also rented in. I decided to peruse his collection and gravitated towards Enki Bilial, Neil Gaiman and Charles Burns. I'd say now that though I'll never be much into the typical superhero fare, I quite like the medium itself when done right.
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