It's not so much outrage as the hilariously predictable consequence of a tiny startup with a couple grand in the bank believing that, with nothing more than pluck and heart, they could compete with multibillion dollar international media conglomerates with a marketing strategy that consists solely of Kotaku posts and "Hey you can play N64 games on this BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE ;) ;) ;)"
- Innovative hybrid F/A logo.
- Stuck in an area? Just noclip through walls.
- Trip over the little memorials to your failure to achieve meta-failure.
- Your body is a wet slimy beanbag but you can still shatter explosive barrels by brushing past them.