5 stars because pondering Doom has reminded me of this article; http://www.seanbaby.com/news/col-lawsuit.htm
"The litigation is arguing that a responsible video game company would have created a game that can magically come to life when everyone is fast asleep, hide all the guns in the world, and whisper valentines in the ears of sleeping children. They could call it "Adventures in Not Facing Reality, Fuckhead Edition" "
"AOL Time Warner could shoot you in the neck in front of a cop, leave a quarter on your corpse, and still spend the rest of the day playing raquet ball with your naked girlfriend."
We may not agree about ponies, BS, but I'm glad we agree on our Seanbaby.