I remember wanting my wedding to go down something like this. Like ninjas and robots and stuff objecting, and a wedding cake made of sushi. The in-laws were like "NO" so ours was very traditional, I only got one EPMD song. I think the divorce was for the best.
Oh OF COURSE this guy is married and everyone loved it and no one thought, "Wait a sec, what in the fucking fuck does this have to do with marriage?".
5 for evil
I wish I was a duck.