Even crabs are not immune to the current cultural fad of some asshole with a camera documenting every embarrassing moment in the lives of others to post on line and mock before a global community.
A global community which seeks out the weaknesses of others to try and ward of the despair that comes when they contemplate their own existences in a vast and meaningless cosmos.
A community who's soul is gnawed at daily by the knowledge that their value is quantified by their energy input-to-data manipulation ratio plus their salvagable carbon content.