Will and Grace here.

These are for you!

A hearty out-loud guffaw and an "Ohhh, man." So here you go.

I see you. That's actually a common treatment for constipation. Chew them well and it's a Brillo pad for your digestive tract.

I raise you. On some fine Sunday afternoon I was driving and eating sunflower seeds, shell and all. My friend cracked a joke, and I laughed so hard that I choked and puked sunflower seeds all over the dash, my lap, and street.