This could have been so much better.

SNES could have countered Sonic with a bunch of quality game.

Genesis could have countered by burying him in an avalanche of sports titles.

No blast processing joke?

No joke how Genesis has blood?

Playstation could have had a 60 second load time as it powered up an attack, with the punchline being a shitty 1st gen 3D Crash Bandicoot.

Playstaton declares it will crush them with the power of 3D. SNES nervously looks at a Starfox cartridge and the even more hideous 3D model.

Genesis tries to keep up by plugging in add-on after add-on only to run out of outlets and collapse under its own weight.

N64 launches a 4 armed controller attack, but still loses after exhausting Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, then Goldeneye and realizing it has nothing left.


That took half a minute to come up with. This is just lazy.
3 stars is being generous.

Under Nine thousand.