I recently rewatched the OG Robocop and a lot of it doesn’t hold up anymore

I'm backing Jeriko on Enterprise. Bring on your walls of text!

enterprise wasn't bad enough to make me care about it at all, it was a harmless show buoyed by two ample vulcan tits. the theme song, however, is a staple in my household, sung loudly, and not in the spirit it was written.

and it really needed dean stockwell appearing at random points exclaiming "SAM"

Whatever else you have to say about "Enterprise" you absolutely can't deny they nailed the fuck out of those opening credits.

Cue five minute sketch of screaming at Star Trek: Enterprise story decision while being restrained.

People who enjoy things are THE WORST!