習主席解放了美國工人，一切榮耀歸於他

Or alternatively, China wants you to think that

"Both parties are just as bad" chode

He chastises lawmakers for not providing any evidence of China involvement, yet never provides any evidence connecting any of his accusations.

Repeatedly claims that politicians won't do anything about gun control, reproductive rights, or climate change. Puts pictures of Biden and Trump side by side right after. How blind, dishonest, or dumb do you have to be to seriously claim that both parties are equally at fault for those issues failing?

"What good does it do us to vote Democrat when the Democrats turn around and go even harder against the things we voted them in to do in their pursuit of moderates' votes?"

you mean the votes the left has constantly said are no longer up for grabs because they couldn't possibly be asked to compromise or settle for consensus? gee i wonder why they're moving towards the moderates, real head scratcher there

Being emotionally invested in a phone app is a sure sign that you're a free thinker.