You would think that if Jesus really were your pal he would get his dad to give you some talent.Maybe your reading more into this relationship than Jesus does.
I wish I could find a video of the guys that sang and played while Dr. Gene Scott waited for people to call with donations. "If you don't send me money, I'll play it again." At least they were better than this crap.
Catchy tunes can still be horrible and not at all pleasant. Anybody who's had one of the free credit report songs going through his head knows that. So while not everything Christian is evil, this is a really stupid fucking justification to use for that.