Caminante Nocturno - 2008-10-01
I don't want to buy a game.com, but I really want to hurt a midget.
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coprolalia - 2008-10-01
Our demographic identifies strongly with hateful midgets.
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themilkshark - 2008-10-01
Apparently those 3 in the crowd were the only ones interested in game.com EVER
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VoilaIntruder - 2008-10-01
"How much does it cost?"
Yes, what a dumb question.
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baleen - 2008-10-01
Tiger products, the gameboy for poor kids.
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StanleyPain - 2008-10-01
If that isn't 90s, I don't know what is.
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Mike Tyson?! - 2008-10-01 Seriously. Put this in a time capsule.
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BillFisto - 2008-10-01
"It connects you to the internet."
Yeah, the late 90's internet. =(
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Lothar - 2008-10-01
I want one!
Midgets make everything fun!
(Except for that one on "Boston Legal". She's a bitch.)
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The Townleybomb - 2008-10-01
That is some pretty Xtreme marketing!
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Xenocide - 2008-10-01
The midget refuses to answer your perfectly reasonable questions on the grounds that the Game.com is horrible. The midget will not indulge corrupt left-wing gotcha journalism.
Seriously, this thing was even worse than the N-Gage. Wikipedia has the following:
Using the game.com with the modem was cumbersome. The user had to insert the game.com modem into one of the unit's game cartridge slots, connect the game.com to a phone jack, and dial into the game.com-exclusive (and fairly expensive) ISP. From there, the user could upload saved high scores, or check e-mail and view the web [text-only] if they had the Internet cartridge (sold separately from the modem). This process would end up being a matter of trial-and-error; both Tiger's now-defunct website and the included manual gave incorrect instructions for setting up a game.com for internet access.
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dementomstie - 2008-10-01
I think we're all missing something here, it's not just a midget that hates us, it's a midget with purple hair that hates us.
Also, was that suit chosen to clash with his hair? Does that make him more edgy and x-treme?
And, I think there are people in that audience that have an IQ higher than 4.
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Hooper_X - 2009-01-06 He's clearly dressed as Satan circa that time period when everyone listened to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.
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citrusmirakel - 2008-10-01
I'm confused at why all those people were in that room in the first place.
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Seris - 2008-10-01
And yet, I owned one of these and it was the most worthless piece of shit ever.
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DerangedGoblin - 2008-10-01
I had Batman and Lights-Out.
I liked Lights-Out. I was young though and it was a gift and I didn't know any better.
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Random_Hajile - 2008-10-01
Awesomely 90's.
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rustedmutt - 2008-10-01
I hated that commercial and that little shit...and times haven't changed.
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Keefu - 2008-10-01
Why did he have to stand on that guy's back
Why didn't he just adjust the mic stand.
Oh Game.com, your enigmatic commercial mystifies me in many ways.
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UnderANeonHalo - 2008-10-01
That midget gave me a headache.
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Hooper_X - 2009-01-06
This is pretty much pure distilled 90s:
Red suit, spiked hair and goatee (the "hipster satan" look)
That whole "anti-marketing" marketing gimmick
"slackers"
"surfing the net"
Everyone is in a big underground room with flashing lights (i.e., a rave or wherever they shot Nine Inch Nails videos)
Tiger
Appending ".com" to the end of your product to be cool
General terribleness.
All it really needs is a guy on a sky-surfing board and maybe a ska band.
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