I like to think that the machine exploded and demolished the foundation of the entire building, killing most instantly and trapping the rest in a hellish inferno of rubble, puncuated only by the anguished screams of those they care for.
Or that he got his chips and made a quick getaway. Seriously fuck those machines.
Someone needs to upload the Simpsons Street Car of Desire episode, wherein Homer does more or less exactly this in the background in one scene. And link it to this with the vending machine and jump kick tags.
After studying this video I will now become the most feared vending machine bandit in the northern hemisphere. Money, food and respect will no longer be an issue.
I helped shake a bunch of snacks out of a vending machine when I was in college. Then me and the guys went outside and flew a kite on the college green and ate our purloined snacks. Oh to be young again.
swear, this just happened yesterday, i put in my 55 cents and my snack didn't fall...so i cursed it like i was there by myself...and another came up and said "that just happened to me yesterday"....but i was still pissed...so we both tried to shake the machine and nothing...she says "hold on, i'll get Bill"(maybe that's why my luck changed that his name was Bill)...He shook and shook.....but in the meantime the machine gave me back my 55 cents....it didn't know it gave me back my 5 cents i just started pushin' buttons and asking for my 55 cents....and low and behold there it was......now there's four bags hanging and three of us waiting to see who will win....Bill came in and shook and shook but to no avail....I said let me just try this 55 cents....i put the coins in while the three of us stand looking.....and slowly the rings were turning we were just breathless to see if it would fall.....it turned and turned and finally it stopped.... we retrieved 4 bags fore the price 1.....we congratulated ourselves in our victory and i shard those bags with my friends....but i often think about those who put in there 55 cents and got nothing...