I think you're missing the irony of one of the gayest songs by arguably the most super flaming pop singer of the past twenty five years being sung at a Christian rock concert.
Gotta go with Chet on this one. This isn't really a cover. He takes two lines from the song, adds "Jesus" to them, and sings them over music that's completely different from the original.
I'm also pretty sure I heard a few RUSH keyboard riffs thrown in there so extra star for that.
See I think you're all missing the point. I like this for the fact that it further proves that every song can be changed to christian rock by substituting "Jesus" for "baby" and "girl". Not great, but good.
OK, this is pretty pathetically funny. But some of my stars are for the awfulness of that guy's hairstyle, and for the brilliant idea of wafting around the scent of of stinky socks and shoes at head level.