God, I love this song so much. It's a testament to Hogan's ego that he wrote a song for a kid who really really believed in him who died of cancer... and made the entire song be about how great he, Hulk Hogan, is.
Well if ya want to be
A Hulkamaniac,
I can sure tell ya how to get on track
Ya gotta train, say yer prayers, eat yer vitamins too
These are all the things that the 'Maniacs do