I think I got past the purple shirt guy maybe once. I wonder if this would have worked in an arcade?
You aren't really a pit fighter until you've broken a barrel over a woman's head. And when you are ordained king of pit fighters, you will be showered in Blimpies coupons.
So it seems he won every fight by jamming his butt into his opponent's crotch. Except for the last fight where he jammed his butt into his opponent's butt.